Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt have been touring together to promote their new movie Passengers and exchange Playground Insults on Scott Mills’ radio show.
JL:You are so falsely strong, that if I was given the choice of you or your wife to protect me, I would choose Anna.
CP:Why to they call it joy?
JL:I really loved you in Everwood, said no one ever.
CP:I can’t think of anything bad about you.
JL:Stop don’t you psych me out.
CP:I like you so much, it’s a shame…
JL:Shut your mouth. Shut up. You are so stupid that your three year old son has probably taught you everything you know.
CP:it’s such a shame when you meet someone you thought you’d like.
JL:You are so dumb that I consciously make an effort not to use compound words or words more than three syllables.
CP:How does it feel being in the worst Marvel movie.
JL:You are so bad at acting the cast of Saved by the bell feel sorry for you.
CP:I recently told you that you act like Adele sings. I hate Adele.
JL:Where do you keep your Oscar?
CP:You were given an Oscar for Best Actress, you would also get one for being the worst. Think I just lost 20 points on that one, you really got me on the ropes.
JL:You are such a bad guy. I don’t have anything. Your beard is so thin… oh I can’t talk about my pubes. You are so old that your publicist is probably a registered nurse.
CP:You have so much fake hair that if you commit a crime the CSI lab would probably convict some Ukrainian girl.
JL:Before our sex scene I took two Pepto-bismol.
CP:During our sex scene, I felt your dick rub into me.
source: BBC Radio 1