Funny Frontier Airlines flight attendant passenger safety briefing

Frontier Airlines flight attendant, Daniel Sandberg, delivers a hilarious pre-flight passenger safety briefing.

If you do decide to leave you will not be allowed access back on board and parachutes are not included.
Here at Frontier Airlines we like to keep up with all the latest fashion trends.
In the event this flight becomes a cruise all you lucky people get your own itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Minus the itsy bitsy teeny weeny and you get no polka dots.
Once you’re outside the aircraft pull down sharply on the red tab that’s on the front or for those of you who live to make life difficult you can blow on that red tube near your shoulder to blow . . . I mean inflate.
The beautiful bikini is equipped with a water activated light. How in the world that works I have no idea, so if you figure it out, please let me know.
And if by chance yours does not inflate, well grab your neighbour and hold on for dear life.
The location and use of life vest for your child that shows the most potential is located in the safety information card.
If needed due to a loss of cabin pressure four oxygen masks will drop from the compartment over your head, ignore those and grab your nearest flight attendant to get some air.
Just kidding. . . I’m so lonely.
Once you’ve stopped screaming place that mask over your nose and your mouth. To adjust pull on the elastic tabs on either side. Make sure to adjust your own mask before assisting your favourite child, another passenger, or your husband who is definitely screaming louder than you are.
And let’s be honest only those of you who paid the extra $49.99 get any oxygen.
Smoking of any kind is not allowed on the aircraft, unless you’re like me and you’re smoking hot.
Thank you so much for your attention, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight to Colorado Springs. And for those of you who didn’t give us your full attention, good luck.

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