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With the huge hype of its release the Apple iPad demands attention and here we like to mock. With a name like iPad this joke was bound to be coming, Apple iPad is a feminine hygiene product.

Why use a maxi-pad when there’s the new iPad from Apple? With the new iPad, I just hook my Apple to my peach and I can download protection for up to a thousand periods. And with wireless blue tooth technology, iPad sets you up for fast uploading without all that water-bloating.
But what if my computer had a virus?
Don’t worry, each iPad comes with pre-installed vaginal firewall protection.
The new Apple iPad. Please don’t make us explain how it works.

source: boreme.com > youtube.com > MadTV

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Before you can go down the rabbit hole, the pill needs to go down your mouth hole.

Morpheus: No one can be told what the matrix is, Neo. You must see it for yourself. Take the blue pill and the story ends, take the red pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. … Are you ok?
Neo: It’s pretty hard to swallow.
Morpheus: I know it is difficult to believe.
Neo: No, I meant the pill it’s pretty big.

Neo: Do you have like a chewable maybe?
Morpheus: It is a bio-electric tracking device, it doesn’t come in chewables, so swallow.

Trinity: Let’s give him the suppository.
Neo: Ok, taking it.
Morpheus: Open your mouth, open… That wasn’t so hard now was it?
Neo: (shaking head) nhhh nhhh
Morpheus: Do you believe in fate, Neo?
Neo: (Obviously hiding something under his tongue) I’m in control of my own destiny.
Morpheus: God (censored) it!

source: collegehumor.com